It’s easy to say you’d love to to really visit Middle-earth. It’s a wondrous place full of natural beauty and amazing architecture. But you know what else it has? Darkness. And orcs. And a whole lot ...

"Watch out! Them dwarves are about," an orc sneers nearby. I immediately extinguish my torch and hit X to stop my tuneful singing, something my merry little dwarf is prone to breaking into while happy ...