Staff at a local buffet called the cops after the man refused to leave four hours into his feast — still working on dessert and claiming he was “getting his money’s worth.” When told his time was up, he allegedly argued that “the sign says ALL YOU CAN EAT, not ALL YOU CAN EAT UNTIL YOU’RE ANNOYING.” Officers arrived to find him still seated, plate in hand, mid-argument over crab legs. He didn’t get banned for overeating — he got escorted out for overtime. #fyp #usa #comedy #funny | The Daily mem